wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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destinyofself:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

destinyofself:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

hotboyproblems:

when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us

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i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days

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wait it doesn’t end there

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perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

danceycorpse:

condescendingchristian:

this pic honestly says it all

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I don’t know what I expected

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

internetexplorers:

aksuss:

internetexplorers:

DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE

and I’m going to be an engineer! jeez

that’s a very fascinating piece of information thank u

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

adrastosarmor:

postgradfiles:

Oh, in a perfect world.

THIS