Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

7th Heaven marijuana scene with Inception music

avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

savannahfannafo:

she is the queen of fucking everything

gwheeler:

My kind of comedy

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

as-seenon-tv:

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

awwww-cute:

Willie is about to turn 10. Sometimes I tuck him into bed

awwww-cute:

Willie is about to turn 10. Sometimes I tuck him into bed

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

American Horror Story: Freak Show | Teaser #5 - “Head to Toe”

  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made