Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:
Me flirting with someone I actually like:
When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word
"wait i can explain"
"My grandparents are black"
"I have a black cousin"
"My car is black"
"Orange is the new black"
foods that will poison cats:
- dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
- fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
- grapes and raisins
- onions and garlic
- tuna (when not made for cats)
- xylitol (artificial sweetener)
if you have a cat please reblog this
Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.
a book where katniss everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does
Nothing like getting wasted with your family :D
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”