denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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heyfrankie:

leedukes:

When children’s movies explain life in the most simple yet most perfect way.

i can’t get over how cute this scene is.  HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO EXPLAIN IT TO RALPH, AND HE CAN’T USE HIS HANDS VERY WELL SO HE LEANS ON HIM

akaitsume:

Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:

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Me flirting with someone I actually like:

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word

Yall:

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Him:

"wait i can explain"

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"My grandparents are black"

"I have a black cousin"

"My car is black"

"Orange is the new black"

foreverphantomhive:

riverplants:

foods that will poison cats:

  1. alcohol 
  2. chocolate
  3. caffeine
  4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
  5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. tuna (when not made for cats)
  9. xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

the-yolocaust:

a book where katniss everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does

mocking jay

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
  • Nothing like getting wasted with your family :D

    babyferaligator:

    *steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

    rememberyourbarefeet:

    kaleidoscopeofourmemories:

    gaypocalypse:

    Cats in Scarves by Ryan Conners

    CATS IN AUTUMN. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

    taylorswift

    vvankinq:

    i don’t remember this episode of that’s so raven

    buttdeath:

make this the new meme

    buttdeath:

    make this the new meme

    burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

    takanobaka:

    Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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    nyoicelands:

still my favorite thing

    nyoicelands:

    still my favorite thing

    swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

    swampgallows:

    wooliest:

    ?????

    this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life